It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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