Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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