...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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