She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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