So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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