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You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym

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(805): View more from California

Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.

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(760): View more from California

i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege

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(810): View more from Michigan

my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume

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(201): View more from New Jersey

There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.

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(906): View more from Michigan

He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...

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