I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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