just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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