Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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