I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
