You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My dick has a subreddit
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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