Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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