This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Randomize
