And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
