Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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