I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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