What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
