I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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