She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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