forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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