id be glad to
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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