well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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