Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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