Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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