So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we made out on top of his cat.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
It all started with a game of naked twister.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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