It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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