His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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