Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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