just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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