Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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