It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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