I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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