I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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