Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.