I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
23 People Have Step Parents That Are Younger Than Them
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I just wanna be euthanized