ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot