Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.