C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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