haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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