So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
need another drink. this is the easiest way
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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