I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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