Don't you send me to vm
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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