This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
