I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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