And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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