Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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