Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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