i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
COCAINE IS GR8
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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