I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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