So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I love having hate sex.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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