There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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