It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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