why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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