I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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