Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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