I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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