NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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