New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
organizing the empties. That sober.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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